Affenpinscher

Though standing less than a foot tall, these sturdy terrier-like dogs approach life with great confidence. As with all great comedians, it’s their apparent seriousness of purpose that makes Affen antics all the more amusing.

Breed Profile

The Affenpinscher’s apish look has been described many ways. They’ve been called “monkey dogs” and “apeterriers.” The French say “diablotin moustachu” (mustached little devil), and "Star Wars" fans argue whether they look more like Wookies or Ewoks. But Affens are more than just a pretty face.

“This isn’t a breed you train,” Banana Joe’s handler says, “He’s like a human. You befriend him.” This is a great insight into the breed’s complex character—but basic training and socialization are required for all dogs, even these little humanoids. Well-trained Affens have succeeded in agility, obedience, and therapy work. They can be willful and domineering, but mostly Affens are deeply loyal, affectionate, and always entertaining. Affen people tell us they love being owned by their monkey dogs.